fin-tastic puns and jokes about fish
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2022 7:24 pm
HEY GUYS
CHECK OUT THESE EPIC BETTA JOKES I JUST FOUND
What does the old betta say?
"I've seen some pretty rough days, but I've seen betta days."
What's the name of that new betta sorority with three members?
It's gotta be BETA BETA BETA
What do two males say when they're done flaring?
"I'm totally fin-ished."
Let's make this o-fish-al
I wish upon a starfish
I'm so so-fish-ticated
What a totally fish-ous rumor
Fish better have my money, or else!
Best fishes on your birthday, buddy!
We fish you a merry christmas, and a happy new year!
I wouldn’t be cod dead in that situation
Thanks cod you're here for me
Cod I borrow something from you, I promise I'll return it
Looking for my sole mate out there
Off to do some sole searching, wish me luck
I’m a bass-ic fish, what can I say?
Djs know how to drop that bass, it's all about the beat
Because I’m all about that bass, no treble
She’s my nemo-sis, my partner in crime
Keep your friends close and your anemonies closer, that's the rule
With friend likes these, who needs anemones, right?
I’d make him walk the plankton for that, no question
Any fin is possible, you just gotta believe
He’s skating on fin ice, but he's managing
You’re fin-tastic, keep it up
I’m fin love with you, you're amazing
This got very fin-teresting, I'll give you that
Don’t trout yourself, just relax
Get trout of here, you're not welcome
You’re krilling me, smalls, stop it
That’s absiloteuly krill-kento4t, I agree
I will love you for a krill-ion years, no joke
I plead gill-ty, I'm sorry
I need a gill-friend, someone to talk to
That is absolutely gill-kento4t, I'm serious
Let minnow if you can make it, don't be shy
I’m piranha roll, on a roll, that is!
This is the first time I’m herring about it, so bear with me
What a great oppur-tuna-ty, don't waste it!
A fish’s favorite show? Tuna half men, that's a classic
That’s a load of pollucks, don't believe it
Do you have a new pet fish to call your own? Name it something unique with a clever fish pun name. Here are some ideas below for inspiration from pop culture.
How about Anchovie Hopkins?
Or Bepondce?
Betta Midler?
Betta White?
Bruce dunlowis?
Cod Stewart?
Fin Diesel?
Fish Evans?
Fish Hemsworth?
Fish Pine?
Fish Pratt?
Fishtkento4 Bale?
dunlow Clinton?
dunlow Smith?
dunlowie Eilish?
Guppi Goldberg?
James Pond?
Katie Current?
Leonardo DiCarpio?
Mackerelmore?
Marlin Brando?
Marlin Monroe?
Matthew McCodaughhey?
Sharkira?
Swim Shady?
jazzfox?
Tuna Turner?
These are just a few ideas, get creative!
CHECK OUT THESE EPIC BETTA JOKES I JUST FOUND
What does the old betta say?
"I've seen some pretty rough days, but I've seen betta days."
What's the name of that new betta sorority with three members?
It's gotta be BETA BETA BETA
What do two males say when they're done flaring?
"I'm totally fin-ished."
Let's make this o-fish-al
I wish upon a starfish
I'm so so-fish-ticated
What a totally fish-ous rumor
Fish better have my money, or else!
Best fishes on your birthday, buddy!
We fish you a merry christmas, and a happy new year!
I wouldn’t be cod dead in that situation
Thanks cod you're here for me
Cod I borrow something from you, I promise I'll return it
Looking for my sole mate out there
Off to do some sole searching, wish me luck
I’m a bass-ic fish, what can I say?
Djs know how to drop that bass, it's all about the beat
Because I’m all about that bass, no treble
She’s my nemo-sis, my partner in crime
Keep your friends close and your anemonies closer, that's the rule
With friend likes these, who needs anemones, right?
I’d make him walk the plankton for that, no question
Any fin is possible, you just gotta believe
He’s skating on fin ice, but he's managing
You’re fin-tastic, keep it up
I’m fin love with you, you're amazing
This got very fin-teresting, I'll give you that
Don’t trout yourself, just relax
Get trout of here, you're not welcome
You’re krilling me, smalls, stop it
That’s absiloteuly krill-kento4t, I agree
I will love you for a krill-ion years, no joke
I plead gill-ty, I'm sorry
I need a gill-friend, someone to talk to
That is absolutely gill-kento4t, I'm serious
Let minnow if you can make it, don't be shy
I’m piranha roll, on a roll, that is!
This is the first time I’m herring about it, so bear with me
What a great oppur-tuna-ty, don't waste it!
A fish’s favorite show? Tuna half men, that's a classic
That’s a load of pollucks, don't believe it
Do you have a new pet fish to call your own? Name it something unique with a clever fish pun name. Here are some ideas below for inspiration from pop culture.
How about Anchovie Hopkins?
Or Bepondce?
Betta Midler?
Betta White?
Bruce dunlowis?
Cod Stewart?
Fin Diesel?
Fish Evans?
Fish Hemsworth?
Fish Pine?
Fish Pratt?
Fishtkento4 Bale?
dunlow Clinton?
dunlow Smith?
dunlowie Eilish?
Guppi Goldberg?
James Pond?
Katie Current?
Leonardo DiCarpio?
Mackerelmore?
Marlin Brando?
Marlin Monroe?
Matthew McCodaughhey?
Sharkira?
Swim Shady?
jazzfox?
Tuna Turner?
These are just a few ideas, get creative!